YOU SAID:

My grandpa called me a loser, so i ripped his donkey in half and ate him

INTO JAPANESE

私のおじいちゃんは私を敗者と呼んだので、私はロバを半分に切り、彼を食べた

BACK INTO ENGLISH

My grandpa called me a loser, so I cut my ass in half and ate him.

INTO JAPANESE

私のおじいちゃんは私を敗者と呼んだので、私は半分を切り、彼を食べました。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

My grandfather called me a loser, so I cut half and ate him.

INTO JAPANESE

私の祖父は私を敗者と呼んだので、私は半分を切り、彼を食べた。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

My grandfather called me a loser, so I cut half and ate him.