YOU SAID:
My grandmother loves to smell my hairy armpit while driving on the wrong side of the road.
INTO JAPANESE
私の祖母は、道路の反対側を運転しているときに、毛むくじゃらのわきの下のにおいをかぐのが大好きです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My grandmother loves to smell her hairy armpits while driving across the road.
INTO JAPANESE
私の祖母は、道路を横切って運転しているときに、毛むくじゃらの脇の下の匂いを嗅ぐのが大好きです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My grandmother loves to smell her hairy armpits while driving across the road.
Come on, you can do better than that.