YOU SAID:
My grandma took my bacon.
INTO JAPANESE
私のおばあちゃんは私のベーコンを取った。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My grandma took my bacon.
INTO JAPANESE
私のおばあちゃんは私のベーコンを取った。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My grandma took my bacon.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.