YOU SAID:
My grandma killed my favorite pony on my birthday then dropped bombs on my house and flew to Mexico. had a heart attack, and died, when I tried telling her all of this on the way to breakfast.
INTO JAPANESE
私の祖母は私の誕生日に私のお気に入りのポニーを殺し、その後私の家に爆弾を投下し、メキシコに飛びました。朝食に行く途中にこのすべてを彼女に話そうとしたとき、彼女は心臓発作を起こして亡くなりました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My grandmother killed my favorite pony on my birthday, then bombed my house and flew to Mexico. When I tried to tell her all this on my way to breakfast, she had a heart attack and died.
INTO JAPANESE
祖母は私の誕生日に私のお気に入りのポニーを殺し、その後私の家を爆撃し、メキシコに飛びました。朝食に行く途中、私がこのすべてを彼女に話そうとしたとき、彼女は心臓発作を起こして亡くなりました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My grandmother killed my favorite pony on my birthday, then bombed my house and flew to Mexico. On my way to breakfast, when I tried to tell her all this, she had a heart attack and died.
INTO JAPANESE
祖母は私の誕生日に私のお気に入りのポニーを殺し、その後私の家を爆撃し、メキシコに飛びました。朝食に行く途中、私がこのすべてを彼女に話そうとしたとき、彼女は心臓発作を起こして亡くなりました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My grandmother killed my favorite pony on my birthday, then bombed my house and flew to Mexico. On my way to breakfast, when I tried to tell her all this, she had a heart attack and died.
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