YOU SAID:
MY GOD HELP THE ELVES EAT THE DOGS
INTO JAPANESE
私の神はエルフが犬を食べるのを助けます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My god helps elves eat dogs
INTO JAPANESE
私の神はエルフが犬を食べるのを助けます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My god helps elves eat dogs
That didn't even make that much sense in English.