YOU SAID:
My girlfriend pooped in my bed
INTO JAPANESE
私の恋人は私のベッドの中でうんざりしていた
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My boyfriend was tired in my bed
INTO JAPANESE
私のボーイフレンドは私のベッドで疲れていた
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My boyfriend was tired from my bed
INTO JAPANESE
私のボーイフレンドは私のベッドから疲れていた
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My boyfriend was tired from my bed
Come on, you can do better than that.