YOU SAID:
my girl eats mayonnaise from a jar when she's getting blazed
INTO JAPANESE
彼女が燃えているとき、私の女の子は瓶からマヨネーズを食べます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My girls eat mayonnaise from the bottle as she is burning
INTO JAPANESE
彼女が燃えているように私の女の子はボトルからマヨネーズを食べる
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My girls eat mayonnaise from the bottle as she is burning
That didn't even make that much sense in English.