YOU SAID:
My gf left me, when it comes to the V dis cracka lackin'!
INTO JAPANESE
私の gf が残してくれたとき V dis 亀裂 lackin' になる!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
When my GF left me V dis crack lackin ' to be!
INTO JAPANESE
とき私の GF は私に lackin ' V dis 亀裂を残しました!
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When my GF I lackin ' left V dis crack!
INTO JAPANESE
私の GF lackin ' 左 V dis 亀裂!
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My GF lackin ' left V dis crack!
INTO JAPANESE
私の GF は左の V dis 亀裂を lackin '!
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My GF left V dis crack lackin '!
INTO JAPANESE
私の GF 左 V dis 亀裂 lackin '!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My GF left V dis crack lackin '!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.