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my friends think I'm joking when i say I'm russian
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私の友人は、私は冗談で私は、私はロシアと言うときだと思う
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I think my friend, I joke I I when I say Russia is
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私は私の友人だと思う、私は冗談私はロシアと言うときは
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When I think of my friends and I joke I say Russia
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私がロシアを言うとき、私は考える私の友人と私は冗談
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When I say Russia, I think my friend and I are a joke
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私の友人と思うロシアとは、冗談が、
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Russia I think my friends would joke that
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私の友人と思うロシアのジョークだろう
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Would Russia think that my friend's joke
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ロシアはそれを思うだろう私の友人の冗談
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Russia will think it a joke my friend
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ロシアはそれに冗談を考える私の友人
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Russia is my friend who thinks joking about it
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ロシアはそれについて冗談を言っていると考えている私の友人
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My friend who believes that Russia is joking about it
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ロシアがそれについて冗談を言っていると信じている私の友人
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