YOU SAID:

my friends eat burgers while I eat cat food, I then make them eat my hair

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猫の餌、私、髪の毛を食べるそれらを食べながら、友達がハンバーガーを食べる

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They eat cat food, my, hair and eat, while friends eating burgers

INTO JAPANESE

彼らは猫の食べ物を食べる、私、髪と友人のハンバーガーを食べながら食べる

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They eat I eat cat food, friends and hair eating hamburgers

INTO JAPANESE

彼らは食べる猫の餌は、友人やハンバーガーを食べ食べ

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They eat cat food, eat eat burgers and friends

INTO JAPANESE

彼らは猫の食べ物を食べる、食べるハンバーガーや友人を食べる

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They eat cat food, eat eat burgers and friends