YOU SAID:
My friends are like balloons if you stab them they die.
INTO JAPANESE
私の友人はあなたがそれらを刺すならば、彼らが死ぬと風船のようなものです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My friends are like balloons if they die if you stab them.
INTO JAPANESE
あなたがそれらを刺したら死ぬと、私の友達は風船のようなものです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
When you die, you die, my friend is like a balloon.
INTO JAPANESE
あなたが死ぬと、あなたは死ぬ、私の友人は風船のようなものです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
When you die, you die, my friend is like a balloon.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.