YOU SAID:
My friend, this is gonna be the closest shave you ever had.
INTO JAPANESE
私の友人、これはあなたが今まで持っていた最も近いひげそりになるでしょう。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My friend, this will be the closest shave you have ever had.
INTO JAPANESE
私の友人、これはあなたが今まで持っていた最も近いひげそりになります。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My friend, this will be the closest shave you've ever had.
INTO JAPANESE
私の友人、これはあなたが今まで持っていた最も近いひげそりになります。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My friend, this will be the closest shave you've ever had.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.