YOU SAID:

My friend once told me, that the earth was gonna row me. i ain't the sharpest tool in the shed.

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私の友人は一度地球が私の行するつもりだった私に言った。俺は小屋で鮮明なツールです。

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A friend of mine said to me was going once I line to Earth. My hut is sharpest tool.

INTO JAPANESE

私の友人は、かつて地球に線をつもりだった私に言った。私の小屋は、鮮明なツールです。

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My friend going wire to earth once it was told me. My shed is the sharpest tool.

INTO JAPANESE

一度それを地球に線を行く私の友人は、私に言われました。私の小屋は、鮮明なツールです。

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Once Earth wire go it my friend said to me. My shed is the sharpest tool.

INTO JAPANESE

アース線が行って、私の友人は私に言った。私の小屋は、鮮明なツールです。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

A friend of mine said to me the ground wire. My shed is the sharpest tool.

INTO JAPANESE

私の友人は私に言ったグラウンドワイヤー。私の小屋は、鮮明なツールです。

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A friend of mine is the ground told me. My shed is the sharpest tool.