YOU SAID:
My friend is ready to stab himself in the face. Send help.
INTO JAPANESE
私の友人は顔に自身を刺します。ヘルプを送信します。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My friend stab himself in the face. Send a help.
INTO JAPANESE
私の友人の刺し自身の顔。助けを送信します。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The face of my friend stabbed himself. Send help.
INTO JAPANESE
私の友人の顔は、自らを刺した。ヘルプを送信します。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The face of my friend stabbed himself. Send a help.
INTO JAPANESE
私の友人の顔は、自らを刺した。助けを送信します。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The face of my friend stabbed himself. Send help.
INTO JAPANESE
私の友人の顔は、自らを刺した。ヘルプを送信します。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The face of my friend stabbed himself. Send a help.
INTO JAPANESE
私の友人の顔は、自らを刺した。助けを送信します。
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