YOU SAID:

my friend is a total douche bag he doesnt even care anymore he thinks that im a total loser

INTO JAPANESE

私の友人は、彼がもう気にしていないトータル・ダッシュバッグです。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

My friend is a total dash bag he does not care anymore.

INTO JAPANESE

私の友人は、彼がもう気にしない総ダッシュバッグです。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

My friend is a total dash bag he does not care anymore.