YOU SAID:
My friend eats her tonails for lunch while i boast my bisexuality and eat her feet.
INTO JAPANESE
私の友人はランチに彼女の爪を食べますが、私はバイセクシュアルであることを自慢して彼女の足を食べます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My friend eats her nails for lunch, but I brag about being bisexual and eat her feet.
INTO JAPANESE
私の友達は昼食に彼女の爪を食べますが、私はバイセクシャルであることを自慢して彼女の足を食べます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My friend eats her nails for lunch, but I brag about being bisexual and eat her feet.
You love that! Don't you?