YOU SAID:
My friend Bobby lost both his legs in Vietnam to two dogs with no teeth so they gummed his legs off so like sucking a wrinkly egg.
INTO JAPANESE
私の友人のボビーは、歯のない2匹の犬にベトナムで彼の両足を失ったので、彼らはしわくちゃの卵を吸うように彼の足をゴムで固定しました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My friend Bobby lost his legs in Vietnam to two dogless dogs, so they fixed their feet with rubber to sucking the wrinkled eggs.
INTO JAPANESE
私の友人のボビーは2匹の犬のいない犬にベトナムで彼の足を失ったので、彼らはしわになった卵を吸うためにゴムで彼らの足を固定しました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My friend Bobby lost his legs in Vietnam to a dog without two dogs, so they fixed their feet with rubber to suck the wrinkled eggs.
INTO JAPANESE
私の友人のボビーは2匹の犬のいない犬にベトナムで彼の足を失ったので、彼らはしわになった卵を吸うためにゴムで彼らの足を固定しました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My friend Bobby lost his legs in Vietnam to a dog without two dogs, so they fixed their feet with rubber to suck the wrinkled eggs.
That's deep, man.