YOU SAID:
My friend believes he is Garfield. He thinks Garfield is god in every way. He thinks he is amazing, but I think a bit less than him.
INTO JAPANESE
私の友人は彼がガーフィールドだと信じています。彼はガーフィールドはあらゆる点で神だと思っています。彼は彼が素晴らしいと思います、しかし私は彼より少し少ないと思います。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My friend believes he is Garfield. He thinks Garfield is a god in all respects. He thinks he is great, but I think a little less than him.
INTO JAPANESE
私の友人は彼がガーフィールドだと信じています。彼はガーフィールドはあらゆる点で神だと思う。彼は彼が素晴らしいと思います、しかし私は彼より少し小さいと思います。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My friend believes he is Garfield. He thinks Garfield is god in all respects. He thinks he is wonderful, but I think he is a little smaller than him.
INTO JAPANESE
私の友人は彼がガーフィールドだと信じています。彼はガーフィールドはあらゆる点で神だと思う。彼は彼が素晴らしいと思います、しかし私は彼が彼より少し小さいと思います。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My friend believes he is Garfield. He thinks Garfield is god in all respects. He thinks he is wonderful, but I think he is a little smaller than him.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.