YOU SAID:
My fried egg makes me sick First thing in the morning.
INTO JAPANESE
私の目玉は、私が朝一番に病気になります。
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My eyeball is my morning to become ill.
INTO JAPANESE
私の眼球は、私の病気になることの朝です。
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My eye is me sick that morning.
INTO JAPANESE
私の目はその日の朝、私は病気です。
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I am sick that morning, my eyes.
INTO JAPANESE
その日の朝、私の目私は病気です。
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In my eyes I is sick that morning.
INTO JAPANESE
私の目、朝私が病気に。
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In my eyes, to my disease.
INTO JAPANESE
私の目は、私の病気に。
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My eyes are sick for me.
INTO JAPANESE
私の目は、私の病気です。
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My eyes are my illness.
INTO JAPANESE
私の目が私の病気です。
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My illness is my eyes.
INTO JAPANESE
私の病気は、私の目は。
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My illness is my eyes.
You should move to Japan!