YOU SAID:
my food almost ate me this morning
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私の料理はほとんど私に今朝を食べた
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My dish but I ate this morning
INTO JAPANESE
私の料理が、私は今朝食べた
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My dish but I ate this morning.
INTO JAPANESE
私の料理が、私は、この朝を食べた。
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My dish that I ate this morning.
INTO JAPANESE
私の料理は、今朝食べました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My dish I ate this morning.
INTO JAPANESE
私の料理は、今朝食べました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My dish I ate this morning.
That's deep, man.