YOU SAID:
My floppy is very ploppy today
INTO JAPANESE
私のフロッピーは今日とてもずさんです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My floppy is very sloppy today
INTO JAPANESE
私のフロッピーは今日非常にずさんです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My floppy is very sloppy today
That didn't even make that much sense in English.