YOU SAID:
My first wife killed my penguin then stole the car
INTO JAPANESE
私の最初の妻は私のペンギンを殺し、車を盗んだ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
my first wife killed my penguin and stole my car
INTO JAPANESE
私の最初の妻は私のペンギンを殺し、私の車を盗んだ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
my first wife killed my penguin and stole my car
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