YOU SAID:
My fellow Americans, I'm pleased to tell you today that I've signed legislation that will outlaw Russia forever. We begin bombing in five minutes.
INTO JAPANESE
私の仲間のアメリカ人、私はロシアを永遠に違法にする法律に署名したことを今日お伝えします5分で爆撃を始めます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My fellow American, I will tell you today that we have signed a law that makes Russia forever illegal, and we will start bombing in 5 minutes.
INTO JAPANESE
私の同僚のアメリカ人、本日、ロシアを永遠に違法にする法律に署名したことをお伝えします。そして5分後に爆撃を開始します。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My colleague, American, today I am telling you that I have signed a law that makes Russia forever illegal. And after 5 minutes bombing will start.
INTO JAPANESE
私の同僚、アメリカ人は、今日、私はロシアを永遠に違法にする法律に署名したとあなたに話しています。そして5分後に爆撃が始まります。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My colleague, an American, tells you today that I signed a law that makes Russia illegal forever. And five minutes later bombing starts.
INTO JAPANESE
私の同僚、アメリカ人は、私がロシアを永遠に違法にする法律に署名したことを今日あなたに話します。そして5分後に爆撃が始まります。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My colleague, an American, tells you today that I have signed a law that makes Russia illegal forever. And five minutes later bombing starts.
INTO JAPANESE
私の同僚、アメリカ人は、私がロシアを永遠に違法にする法律に署名したことを今日あなたに話します。そして5分後に爆撃が始まります。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My colleague, an American, tells you today that I have signed a law that makes Russia illegal forever. And five minutes later bombing starts.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.