YOU SAID:
my feet are smelly and I have no friends. I am the cheese man and I eat pastels.
INTO JAPANESE
足が臭いし、友達もいない。私はチーズマンで、パステルを食べます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My feet smell and I have no friends. I am a cheeseman and eat pastels.
INTO JAPANESE
足の臭いがして、友達がいません。私はチーズマンで、パステルを食べます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I smell my feet and I have no friends. I am a cheeseman and eat pastels.
INTO JAPANESE
足の臭いがして、友達がいません。私はチーズマンで、パステルを食べます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I smell my feet and I have no friends. I am a cheeseman and eat pastels.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.