YOU SAID:
My favorite memes are the ones with the pizzas floating in the ocean and the caption says "Italian soldiers stranded at sea 1957, recolorized"
INTO JAPANESE
私の好きなミームが海に浮かんでピザを持つものと「イタリア兵士の海 recolorized、1957 年に足止め」というキャプション
Come on, you can do better than that.