YOU SAID:
My farts smell like cheese, but my cheese smells like a car ran over a broken vase full of bird droppings.
INTO JAPANESE
私のオナラはチーズのような匂いがしますが、私のチーズは鳥の糞でいっぱいの壊れた花瓶の上を車が走ったような匂いがします。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My farts smell like cheese, but my cheese smells like a car ran over a broken vase full of bird droppings.
INTO JAPANESE
私のオナラはチーズのような匂いがしますが、私のチーズは鳥の糞でいっぱいの壊れた花瓶の上を車が走ったような匂いがします。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My farts smell like cheese, but my cheese smells like a car ran over a broken vase full of bird droppings.
You should move to Japan!