YOU SAID:
My face itches because I haven't shaved and I think stuff dries in my beard.
INTO JAPANESE
私は剃っていないので、私の顔のかゆみと私はものが私のひげに乾燥すると思います。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I don't shave, so my face is itchy and I think things will dry on my beard.
INTO JAPANESE
私は剃らないので、私の顔はかゆく、私は物事が私のひげに乾燥すると思います。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My face itchy because I don't shave, I think things will dry on my beard.
INTO JAPANESE
私は剃らないので、私の顔がかゆいので、私は物事が私のひげに乾燥すると思います。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I think things will dry on my beard because my face is itchy because I don't shave.
INTO JAPANESE
ひげを剃らないから顔がかゆいので、ひげが乾くと思います。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My face is itchy because I don't shave, so I think my beard will dry out.
INTO JAPANESE
剃らないから顔がかゆいので、あごひげが乾くと思います。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My face is itchy because I don't shave, so I think my beard will dry out.
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