YOU SAID:
My face is so awesome that even God wants to kiss it. But I won't let him do it.
INTO JAPANESE
私の顔はとても素晴らしいも神がキスをしたがらないです。彼にそれをさせません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Also my face is so great is not the kiss God. He will not let it.
INTO JAPANESE
また私の顔はとても素晴らしいキス神ではないです。彼はそれをさせないでしょう。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Also my face is so nice kiss God is not. He won't allow it.
INTO JAPANESE
また私の顔は、素敵なキス神ではないです。彼はそれを許可しません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Also my face is a nice kiss God is not. He does not allow it.
INTO JAPANESE
また私の顔は、神ではない素敵なキスです。彼はそれを許可しません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Also my face is a nice kiss is not God. He does not allow it.
INTO JAPANESE
私の顔は、素敵なキスは神ではないです。彼はそれを許可しません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My face is a nice kiss is not God. He does not allow it.
INTO JAPANESE
私の顔は、素敵なキスが神ではないです。彼はそれを許可しません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My face is a nice kiss is not God. He does not allow it.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.