YOU SAID:
my face is like bread i put into a toaster tonight with my dog
INTO JAPANESE
私の顔はパンのようなもので、今夜犬と一緒にトースターに入れます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My face is like bread and I put it in a toaster with my dog tonight
INTO JAPANESE
私の顔はパンのようなもので、今夜は犬と一緒にトースターに入れます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My face is like bread and tonight I put it in a toaster with my dog
INTO JAPANESE
私の顔はパンのようなもので、今夜は犬と一緒にトースターに入れます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My face is like bread and tonight I put it in a toaster with my dog
That didn't even make that much sense in English.