YOU SAID:

My face is exploding because my dog pooped on my carpet

INTO JAPANESE

私の顔は私の犬私のカーペットにへとへとになったので爆発しています。

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So my face was completely exhausted on the carpet of my dogs I has exploded.

INTO JAPANESE

私の顔は私の犬のカーペットの上完全に疲れていたように私は爆発しています。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

My face explode I was completely tired on the carpet of my dog.

INTO JAPANESE

私の顔が爆発する私の犬のカーペットの上で完全に疲れました。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

On the carpet to explode in my face and my dog was tired completely.

INTO JAPANESE

完全に私の顔と私の犬で爆発するカーペットの上は疲れています。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I am tired on the carpet which explodes completely with my face and my dog.

INTO JAPANESE

私は私の顔と私の犬と完全に爆発するカーペットに疲れています。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I am tired of my face and my dog ​​and a carpet that explodes completely.

INTO JAPANESE

私は私の顔と私の犬と完全に爆発するカーペットに疲れています。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I am tired of my face and my dog ​​and a carpet that explodes completely.