YOU SAID:
My eyes! The goggles do nothing!
INTO JAPANESE
私の眼! ゴーグルは何もしない!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My eyes! Goggles do nothing!
INTO JAPANESE
私の眼!ゴーグルは何もしない!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My eyes! Goggles do nothing!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.