YOU SAID:
my eyes feel wrong because i damaged them while i was wearing those shoes on the escalator lights, your name really is yellow because mine is not right awesome or now!
INTO JAPANESE
エスカレーターライトで靴を履いているときに目を痛めたので、私の目は間違っています。私の名前があまりよくないので、あなたの名前は本当に黄色です!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My eyes are wrong because I hurt my eyes while wearing shoes with escalator lights. Your name is really yellow because my name is not so good!
INTO JAPANESE
エスカレーターの付いた靴を履いていると目が痛いので目が間違っています。私の名前はあまり良くないので、あなたの名前は本当に黄色です!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My eyes are wrong because I have sore eyes when I wear shoes with escalator. My name is not so good, so your name is really yellow!
INTO JAPANESE
エスカレーターで靴を履くと目が痛くて目が間違っています。私の名前はあまり良くないので、あなたの名前は本当に黄色です!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
When I put shoes on the escalator, my eyes hurt and my eyes are wrong. My name is not so good, so your name is really yellow!
INTO JAPANESE
エスカレーターに靴を履くと目が痛くなり、目が間違っています。私の名前はあまり良くないので、あなたの名前は本当に黄色です!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Putting shoes on the escalator makes my eyes hurt and my eyes are wrong. My name is not so good, so your name is really yellow!
INTO JAPANESE
エスカレーターに靴を履くと目が痛くなり、目が間違っています。私の名前はあまり良くないので、あなたの名前は本当に黄色です!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Putting shoes on the escalator makes my eyes hurt and my eyes are wrong. My name is not so good, so your name is really yellow!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.