YOU SAID:
my eyeballs are so crispy to the touch
INTO JAPANESE
私の眼球は触るととてもカリカリです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My eyeballs are very crisp to the touch
INTO JAPANESE
私の眼球は触ってみるととてもぱりぱりです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My eyeballs are very crisp to the touch
You should move to Japan!