YOU SAID:
my explosive diarrhea cannot be witnessed by mortal man
INTO JAPANESE
私の爆発的な下痢は死すべき男によって目撃することはできません
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My explosive diarrhea cannot be witnessed by a mortal man
INTO JAPANESE
私の爆発的な下痢は、死すべき男によって目撃することはできません
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My explosive diarrhea cannot be witnessed by a mortal man
That didn't even make that much sense in English.