YOU SAID:
My existential crisis is such that I am unable to enjoy milk
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私の実存の危機はそのミルクを楽しむことではないです。
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My existential crisis is not to enjoy the milk.
INTO JAPANESE
私の実存的危機はない牛乳をお楽しみください。
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Enjoy no milk to my existential crisis.
INTO JAPANESE
私の実存の危機にミルクがないお楽しみください。
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No milk for my existential crisis and enjoy.
INTO JAPANESE
いいえ私の実存的危機の牛乳し、お楽しみください。
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No existential crises of my milk, and enjoy.
INTO JAPANESE
私のミルクのない実存的危機をお楽しみください。
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Please enjoy my milk of an existential crisis.
INTO JAPANESE
実存的危機の私の乳をお楽しみください。
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Enjoy the existential crisis of my breasts.
INTO JAPANESE
私の胸の実存的危機をお楽しみください。
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Enjoy the existential crisis of my breasts.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.