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my eat my hamster whilst my leg picked its nose. At my mums funeral my professor had a heart attack and my dad laughed

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足が鼻をつまんでいる間、ハムスターを食べます。私の母親の葬式で、私の教授は心臓発作を起こし、私の父は笑いました

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Eat a hamster while your legs are pinching your nose. At my mother's funeral, my professor had a heart attack and my dad laughed

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足が鼻をつまんでいる間にハムスターを食べる。母の葬式で、教授が心臓発作を起こし、父が笑った

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Eat a hamster while your legs are pinching your nose. At my mother's funeral, the professor had a heart attack and my father laughed

INTO JAPANESE

足が鼻をつまんでいる間にハムスターを食べる。母の葬式で、教授が心臓発作を起こし、父が笑った

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Eat a hamster while your legs are pinching your nose. At my mother's funeral, the professor had a heart attack and my father laughed