YOU SAID:
My ears smell like rotten mustard ma'am
INTO JAPANESE
私の耳が腐ったマスタード奥様のようなにおい
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Smells like rotten in my ear mustard Ma'am
INTO JAPANESE
私の耳の腐ったようなにおいマスタード奥様
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Smells like rotten in my ear mustard Ma'am
That didn't even make that much sense in English.