YOU SAID:
My dumbass kicked the wall and fell on my face
INTO JAPANESE
私のばかげた人は壁を蹴って私の顔に落ちました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My ridiculous person kicked the wall and fell on my face
INTO JAPANESE
私のばかげた人が壁を蹴って私の顔に落ちました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My ridiculous person kicked the wall and fell on my face
Come on, you can do better than that.