YOU SAID:

MY DUDE WHY AM I STILL UP?

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私のおいをまだ私はなぜですか?

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My dude still is why me?

INTO JAPANESE

私のおいはまだ、なぜ私ですか?

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My nephew is still, why me?

INTO JAPANESE

私の甥は、まだ、なぜ私ですか?

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My nephew, still, why me?

INTO JAPANESE

私の甥は、まだ、なぜ私ですか?

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My nephew, still, why me?