YOU SAID:
My dude, the vape is too sick.
INTO JAPANESE
私の男、蒸気を吸い込むにはあまりにも病気です。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My man is too sick to inhale steam.
INTO JAPANESE
私の男は蒸気を吸うにはあまりにも病気です。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My man is too sick to suck steam.
INTO JAPANESE
私の男は蒸気を吸うにはあまりにも病気です。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My man is too sick to suck steam.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.