YOU SAID:
my dress is a big mess tonight cuz my head was banging
INTO JAPANESE
私のドレスは今夜は大きな混乱です
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My dress is a big mess tonight
INTO JAPANESE
私のドレスは今夜は大きな混乱です
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My dress is a big mess tonight
That didn't even make that much sense in English.