YOU SAID:
my dream is to kill my ex's dog because he broke up with me over text after i accidentally fed his other dpg a cupcake and that dog died
INTO JAPANESE
私の夢は私の元彼の犬を殺すことです.なぜなら私は彼の別のDPGに誤ってカップケーキを与えてしまい、その犬は死んでしまったからです.
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My dream is to kill my ex's dog because I accidentally gave another DPG of his a cupcake and the dog died.
INTO JAPANESE
私の夢は、元彼の別の DPG に誤ってカップケーキを与えてしまい、犬が死んでしまったため、元彼の犬を殺すことです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My dream is to kill my ex's dog because I accidentally gave him another DPG cupcakes and the dog died.
INTO JAPANESE
私の夢は、元の犬を殺すことです。なぜなら、誤って別の DPG カップケーキを彼に与えてしまい、犬が死んでしまったからです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My dream is to kill the original dog. Because I accidentally gave him another DPG cupcake and the dog died.
INTO JAPANESE
私の夢は元の犬を殺すことです。うっかり別のDPGカップケーキをあげてしまい、犬が死んでしまったからです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My dream is to kill the original dog. Because I accidentally gave him another DPG cupcake and the dog died.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.