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YOU SAID:

My doorbell ate my child’s birthday card and he now has diarrhea

INTO JAPANESE

ドアホンが子供の誕生日カードを食べてしまい、下痢をしています。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

My doorbell ate my child's birthday card and I have diarrhea.

INTO JAPANESE

ドアホンが子供の誕生日カードを食べてしまい、下痢をしています。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

My doorbell ate my child's birthday card and I have diarrhea.

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