YOU SAID:
my donkey has a weird tail
INTO JAPANESE
私のロバは奇妙な尾をしています
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My ass is playing a strange tail
INTO JAPANESE
私のお尻は変な尾をしています
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My ass has a strange tail
INTO JAPANESE
私のお尻には奇妙な尾があります
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My ass has a strange tail
Well done, yes, well done!