YOU SAID:
My dogs like twin bad words like underwear, and my cat is sprinkled like a fire laugh, but baldi gets burned by firey underwear
INTO JAPANESE
私の犬は下着のような双子の悪い言葉が好きです、そして私の猫は火の笑いのように振りかけられます、しかしbaldiは火のような下着に火傷を負い
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My dogs like twin bad words like underwear, and my cat is sprinkled like fire laughter, but baldi suffered burns on fire underwear
INTO JAPANESE
私の犬は下着のような双子の悪い言葉が好きで、私の猫は火の笑い声のように振りかけられますが、baldiは火の下着に火傷を負い
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My dog likes twin bad words like underwear and my cat is sprinkled like fire laughter but baldi suffered burns on fire underwear
INTO JAPANESE
私の犬は下着のような双子の悪い言葉が好きで、私の猫は火の笑い声のように振りかけられるが、baldiは火の下着に火傷を負った
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My dog likes twin bad words like underwear and my cat is sprinkled like fire laughter but baldi suffered burns on fire underwear
Come on, you can do better than that.