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My dog will drive to work today because I am to drunk to eat or even sllep, my boss aproves this

INTO JAPANESE

今日は犬が車で仕事に行く予定です。なぜなら私は酔っ払って食べたり、寝たりするからです。上司はこれを承認しています

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My dog is going to work by car today. Because I eat and sleep drunk. Boss approves this

INTO JAPANESE

私の犬は今日車で仕事に行く予定です。酔って食べて寝るから。ボスはこれを承認します

BACK INTO ENGLISH

My dog is going to drive to work today. Because I get drunk and eat and sleep. Boss approves this

INTO JAPANESE

私の犬は今日、車で仕事に行く予定です。酔って食べて寝るから。ボスはこれを承認します

BACK INTO ENGLISH

My dog is going to drive to work today. Because I get drunk and eat and sleep. Boss approves this