YOU SAID:
my dog was eating my cat but then i found a puddle then my cat started eating my dog and then everyone in my neighbourhood did a front flip
INTO JAPANESE
私の犬は私の猫を食べていましたが、水たまりを見つけて、私の猫が私の犬を食べ始め、それから私の近所のみんながフロントフリップをしました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My dog ate my cat but found a puddle, my cat started eating my dog and then everyone in my neighborhood did a front flip
INTO JAPANESE
私の犬は私の猫を食べましたが、水たまりを見つけました、私の猫は私の犬を食べ始め、それから私の近所のみんながフロントフリップをしました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My dog ate my cat but found a puddle, my cat started to eat my dog and then everyone in my neighborhood did a front flip
INTO JAPANESE
私の犬は私の猫を食べましたが、水たまりを見つけました、私の猫は私の犬を食べ始め、それから私の近所のみんながフロントフリップをしました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My dog ate my cat but found a puddle, my cat started to eat my dog and then everyone in my neighborhood did a front flip
You've done this before, haven't you.