YOU SAID:
My dog took a dump in the park late at night, it was real bad and I couldn't stop washing my hands when I got home.
INTO JAPANESE
私の犬は夜遅くに公園でダンプを取りました、それは本当にひどかったです、そして、私が家に着いたとき、私は手を洗うことを止めることができませんでした。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My dog took a dump in the park late at night, it was really terrible, and when I got home I couldn't stop washing my hands.
INTO JAPANESE
私の犬は夜遅くに公園でダンプを取りました、それは本当にひどかったです、そして、私が家に着いたとき、私は私の手を洗うのを止めることができませんでした。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My dog took a dump in the park late at night, it was really terrible, and when I got home I couldn't stop washing my hands.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.
