YOU SAID:

MY DOG POOPED ON MEH SHOE. OH MY DEAR LORD IT HURTS SOMEBODY GET ME A NAPKIN.

INTO JAPANESE

私の犬はMEH靴を脱いだ。 OH MY DEAR LORD IT HARDTS SOMEBODY GET ME A NAPKIN。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

My dog took off the MEH shoes. OH MY DEAR LORD IT HARDTS SOMEBODY GET ME A NAPKIN.

INTO JAPANESE

私の犬はMEHの靴を脱いだ。 OH MY DEAR LORD IT HARDTS SOMEBODY GET ME A NAPKIN。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

My dog took off MEH's shoes. OH MY DEAR LORD IT HARDTS SOMEBODY GET ME A NAPKIN.

INTO JAPANESE

私の犬はMEHの靴を脱いだ。 OH MY DEAR LORD IT HARDTS SOMEBODY GET ME A NAPKIN。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

My dog took off MEH's shoes. OH MY DEAR LORD IT HARDTS SOMEBODY GET ME A NAPKIN.