YOU SAID:
my dog pooped his pants at the queens funeral
INTO JAPANESE
私の犬は女王の葬式でズボンをうんちした
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My dog pooped his pants at the Queen's funeral.
INTO JAPANESE
私の犬は女王の葬式でズボンをうんちした。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My dog pooped his pants at the Queen's funeral.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.